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on the outside...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:36:33 -0600

everyone thinks i’m so happy…but sometimes on the inside i just don’t know.

usually i’m fine but fuck right now.

instabye: omg

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:07:27 -0600

instabye:

omg

tastefullyoffensive: First World Dog Problems

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:59:25 -0600

tastefullyoffensive:

First World Dog Problems

norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about ~dem gays~ on...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:57:37 -0600

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman.

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Fuck you bigots. Target doesn’t want your dirty money.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 11:11:01 -0600

thedailywhat: Justice Served of the Day: Instagrammed Meal...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:17:39 -0600

thedailywhat:

Justice Served of the Day: Instagrammed Meal Results in Identity Theft Arrest

Oh noz, it looks like Florida Man did it again. Back in January, an undercover IRS informant met up with a South Florida couple for a fancy dinner at a steakhouse, during which they handed him a flash drive allegedly containing more than 50,000 stolen identities that could be used to file fraudulent tax returns. Upon examining the drive, the IRS was able to recover about 50 stolen identities and trace its footprint to a man named “Troy Maye.” Now, catching a thief red-handed is no cakewalk, but in this case, it literally turned out to be as easy as running a Google search. After finding Maye’s now-private Instagram account via Google search, the authorities were surprised to find a geotagged photo of his delicious steak dinner (shown above) from the same night he had met up with the informant. And the rest is history—the couple were promptly arrested by IRS agents and they are now facing up to 12 years in federal prison and serious fines.

sofapizza: acceptable One million years dungeon!!!!!!

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:22:33 -0600

sofapizza:

acceptable

One million years dungeon!!!!!!

fuckyeahretailrobin: Where I work, I take orders and make ice...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:17:14 -0600

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Where I work, I take orders and make ice cream. The worst is when they’re on their phone and you’re waiting for them to order and there’s a line behind them. Get off your phone for 30 seconds and place your order. I highly doubt the call is life and death. And if it is, I don’t think you’d be in here getting ice cream.

threadless: Blow Away Barcode design by Kevin Keeton When is...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:26:13 -0600

threadless:

Blow Away Barcode design by Kevin Keeton

When is the last time you checked out all of the clever artwork on Threadless?

dave-vriska: jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:20:39 -0600

dave-vriska:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

heroes

zodiacchic: Low energy today? Have you checked your biorhythm?...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:06:49 -0600

zodiacchic:

Low energy today? Have you checked your biorhythm? Click here!

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:02:38 -0600

pale0zoic: koripxo: thatduck-sureisugly: I DONT THINK IVE...

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:18:13 -0600

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

i want to have her tits omg

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:23:35 -0600

i want to have her tits omg

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:37:27 -0600

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

fuckyeahretailrobin: Yogurtland robin here! So we have two...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:37:03 -0600

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Yogurtland robin here!

So we have two spoon color options to choose from, pink and green. Now, yes, we do ask which color you want. Some may ask, why does it even matter? That’s the same question I ask myself. Part of the protocol, I guess. ANYWAYS.

I get this all the time: when I ask, “Would you like a pink or a green spoon?” and I get the response of, “A green spoon, of course. I’m a guy.” or, “Pink for girls, duh.” And to be honest, (depending on how the customer says it, of course) it kinda irks me.

I remember one time a little boy asked for a pink spoon, and the mother said, “No, he’ll have a green spoon. He’s a boy.” Or another time, a little boy got a pink spoon, and the next customer in line said, “That little boy has issues. Didn’t his parents teach him better than that?”

Over. A. Damn. Spoon.

I really don’t want to hear your sexist, stereotypical, and basically bigoted comments due to someone’s choice of color of spoon to eat their froyo with, gdi.

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cracked: Well, well. If The Onion had taken some of our advice,...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:28:28 -0600

cracked:

Well, well. If The Onion had taken some of our advice, perhaps they wouldn’t have been compromised by Syrian hackers. #CrackedClassic

5 Things We All Do That Make Hackers’ Lives Incredibly Easy

Brb changing all my passwords from “pussy” to dhfurijffjesdc