sofapizza:

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hay gurl hay

No but that chick’s having a bad eyebrow day

sofapizza:

mind blown

Omg what.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I’m sorry ma’am, we are sold out of that item”

Bottom Text: “don’t be sorry, it’s not your fault”

I was actually surprised, WHY CAN’T I GET PEOPLE LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!?

i actually had a customer who understood what discontinued meant. he actually ASKED me “well do you think it’s just out of stock or discontinued?” i was like omg i love you. sorry though it’s disco, no hole on the shelf for it to be =[

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headlikeanorange:

Siberian salamanders have compounds in their blood that enable them to survive temperatures of -45°C(-49F). They can stay frozen solid for years before thawing and reviving as good as new. (Wild Russia - NDR)

dude get their blood technology for humans!

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